We had dinner with John’s friends, Jeff and Bootie, at their house in Chagrin Falls. They had a beautiful house and huge yard complete with electric fence to keep in their 3 Jack Russell terriers (Otter, Jane and Ferris).
Sunday, July 27, 2003
Playing tourist in Cleveland
Friday, July 25, 2003
Chatauqua and the "Big Ass Fish Fry"
We spent one afternoon at “The Institute”. It was actually quite lovely- Victorian homes and cottages surrounding the lake, a library and shopping and a very interesting catalog of courses available during their 9 week season. It was founded in 1874 by a Pennsylvania Methodist minister as a vacation school for Sunday-school teachers. Eventually, it became a place for education and discussions of religious, social and political issues for anyone with enough money to visit. It was, however, a bit too rule bound.
After an afternoon with the elite, we decided to have dinner at the local bar and the “Big Ass Fish Fry”. John talked to the manager, Josh, and even though the fish fry wasn’t until Friday, he set aside a huge amount of fish just for us. It was a true local dive. The locals were none to fond of the Institute people, calling them “the rich people”. The only good thing that they could say about “the season” was that the local convenience store stayed open later so they could get chips and cigarettes anytime. Next time, we’re going to try to stick around for another Big Ass Fish Fry and for the entertainment, “Harold and the White Boys”.
Tuesday, July 22, 2003
Buffalo Wings and Motorhomes
We had hoped to spend some time in Buffalo during the rally, but we were too busy with vendors and “shopping”. So, we decided to extend our stay by a day and explore Buffalo. We went to the Broadway Market in the heart of the city’s Polish neighborhood and had a great polish sausage sandwich and bought some NY style rye bread. Then it was off to the Anchor Bar, the home of Buffalo chicken wings. They were spectacular.
Wednesday, July 16, 2003
The Hill Cummorah Pageant
We did a bit of exploring in Rochester. It was interesting to see Rochester as a tourist rather than as the dreadful location of yet another business meeting. We found a bunch of great ethnic/funky restaurants and some charming old neighborhoods. We had a wonderful dinner at a Thai restaurant (Esan on Park Avenue) and met my old co-worker, Ann and her husband,Buddy for a dinner in an Italian dive. And, we fell in love with Canaudaugua-beautiful old Victorian houses and a quaint little downtown area.
As we were reading about the area, we discovered that Palmyra, NY was the home of Joseph Smith- of LDS Church fame. We both knew a bit about the "Church of the Latter Day Saints" aka Mormons- but visiting this place was a real eye-opener. We started at the Visitor Center in Palmyra, NY . We were greeted by "Sister Martin" who appeared to be lobotomized (a bit like the movie, "The Stepford Wives"?). She brought us into this large room with a 12 foot statue of Jesus and told us that we were going to hear "our Savior talk to us". After hearing Jesus talk, we were swept into a room for a movie about Joseph Smith, the founder of the religion. Evidently, one of their fat cats came from Disney and he created a Hollywood quality movie (and interactive display) to tell the story. After the movie, Sister Martin gave us her personal testimony that she believes that Joseph Smith was a prophet and that he talked to God and Jesus and received the "Book of Mormon" at the "Hill of Cumorah". Here's the Cliff Notes on the story: Joseph was a troubled young boy- concerned with all the divisions of the church back in the early 1800's- so he asked God for guidance. God and Jesus appeared to him to tell him that he should start a new religion- restoring Christianity to the true church. To get him started, an angel called Moroni appeared to him and told him where to find the buried "gold books". Joe found the books and translated them- telling the story of 'his people" (more on them later). With this story of the restored church and the "Book of Mormon" (a companion to the Bible), he started preaching to the folks in NY- who promptly ran him out of town. They beat him up and ran him out of every town he tried to settle. Somewhere between New York and Salt Lake City, Utah, Joe lost the gold books, but was able to start the Church of the Latter Day Saints.
Well, this story was just too strange...so we decided to explore a bit more. We found a bookstore where John promptly bought a board game for us to play in the motorhome- "Mormon-opoly". The object of the game is to build as many churches as possible in order to build the Kingdom of God. Instead of "Go to Jail", you have "Go to Spiritual Darkness". "Home" is now called "In the Beginning" and the cards say things like, "You are building the Kingdom of God. Collect $50 from each player". Then, we hit the motherlode: we were there at the once a year "Hill of Cumorah" pageant/play. With a cast of over 700 volunteers all in full costume, they stage an outdoor 90 minute play telling the story of the Book of Mormon. The basic story- this tribe of Israel was told by God to build an ark and sail to America and lead a dutiful, God-fearing life (a modified Moses/Noah story). So, back in the time 400 BC (long before Columbus or the Vikings), these folks sailed over from Jerusalem to America and built their society (No mention of American Indians who were already here, but then we always ignore the Indians). After Jesus was crucified, he made a cameo appearance in upstate New York to tell them to keep up the good work. They wrote the story of their people on gold plates and buried them. About 400 AD, they had split into two warring tribes and killed each other off- leaving absolutely nothing behind (except the gold books, which, of course, Joe lost). Now, if the story isn't strange enough, they've done this pageant with huge special effects- volcanoes, earthquakes, Jesus descending on a wire from 30 feet in the air, a huge Hollywood 10 level stage. And, before the show, you are personally visited by one of the 700 actors to talk to you about, guess what, the Mormon Church. John called it "trolling for souls". They were relentless. Sign-up cards for a personal visit, referral cards for your friends. We were able to snag a “Book of Mormon”. Being gypsies came in handy when they try to pin you down for that “at home visit” with a missionary. What we can't figure out is that this strange church has some very successful followers (the president/founder of Marriott Corporation, the Osmonds...)
Saturday, July 12, 2003
Cape May
Time to leave Boston and our beautiful harbor view. The view out the back on our rear monitor was overwhelming-with the motorcycle on its’ lift and the car towed behind- a full 60 feet going down the road. After all of our trips to Kate and Mike’s house in NJ, we somehow forgot that the Jersey Shore was a full 2 hours beyond their house. Our day dragged on as we traveled through heavy traffic from the Tappanzee Bridge to 287. We finally hit a stretch of light traffic and made our way to Port Republic and our 1000 Trails campsite (free). Not the most charming of campsites, the full hookups were packed cheek by jowl together. We opted for a water and electric site in the open, grassy area. We soon discovered that the camp is in the middle of a cranberry bog- hot, humid and thousands of mosquitoes and horse-flies.
We explored the area on bike and by car- seeing Smithville (a tiny little collection of shops and restaurants) and driving to Cape May (exploring potential campsites) We explored the areas to the north of Cape May- Wildwood (a typical ticky tacky Jersey shore town) and the beautiful homes of Stone Harbor. Avalon was lots of new construction and Atlantic City which was every bit as tacky and horrifying as we expected. Point Pleasant- just a short drive outside NYC- had the typical NJ boardwalk as well as a great fish restaurant.
As we watched the show from our front window-watching the ‘campers’ go to and from the showers, we realized that one sure way of making one feel attractive is to come to a campsite (the same way that buying a motorhome at Lazy Days makes one feel young). Some of these people were so huge that John started taking pictures of them.
We spent the 4th with Dan and his family- meeting them for drinks and dinner in Cape May. It was a beautiful day and the dinner was excellent. Then it was on to Kate and Mike’s house for a few days in a real house. We ordered Indian take-out the first night and talked to Mike about the house they were looking to buy. On Wednesday, we took the train into NYC, stopped by the India Tourist Office and to round out our public transportation experience, we took the bus to meet Steph and Brett for dinner. (Indian food again, but spectacularly good).