Saturday, October 25, 2003

A TGO Thanksgiving



My turn to play host for Thanksgiving dinner. Mom and E.D. made the trip from the other coast of FLA – just over 100 miles. We had a great time and a wonderful dinner. They got to meet all the neighbors and get a look at all of the ‘boy toys’ these guys own. Motorcycles, scooters, customized golf carts…. Too much money and too much time....




But then, I guess we should talk--we were now the proud owners of a Triumph motorcycle, a Suzuki Bergman Scooter and a golf cart!! What has happened to us??

Monday, October 6, 2003

Reverend Dennis in Mississippi

We headed from Alabama to Mississippi following the Natchez Trace. Once the trading route for European explorers, it became a U.S. Postal road and was later widened to become a military road. Today, it is a beautiful two lane road through woodlands and pasture from Nashville to Natchez. Along the road were numerous stops- Indian mounds from AD 1400, parts of the original Trace- and absolutely no traffic. It was a wonderful way to cross the state of Mississippi. We had a great campground- the Isle of Capri (gambling casino) Campground- concrete pads and level sites. We explored the town of Vicksburg- the historic homes interspersed throughout the downtown area.

Vicksburg is situated on the bluffs overlooking the Mississippi and Yazoo Rivers, making it a strategic location in the Civil War. We did our standard battlefield tour- the mandatory video followed by a drive-by of the battlefield sites. It was an interesting battle- Grant besieged the city for 47 days until its surrender on July 4, 1863. It’s said that the town would not celebrate the 4th of July for years after. The cemetery was particularly touching- of the 17,000 Union dead, over 13,000 were unknown. The gravestones of the known soldiers are in marked contrast to the square markers of the unknown soldiers- with only a number engraved on them. (Photo courtesy of Flickr). The park also had the original gunboat, the USS Cairo, which sank in 1862- the first vessel in history to be sunk by a electronically detonated torpedo (mine).

Never missing a chance for the ‘eccentric’, we made our way to Margaret’s Grocery, about 3 miles outside of town on Highway 61. The story goes that the widow, Margaret, operated what was once a small, unassuming roadside snack store. About 20 years ago, the Reverend Dennis came along and promised her that he would turn her store into a castle if she would marry him. Now, seeing as how this would make her Reverend D’s 5th wife, she courageously accepted. The store was turned into Reverend D’s version of a castle- made of red and white cinder block. Religious signs and messages are everywhere. The sign as you enter reads: “All is welcome, Jews and Gentiles here at Margaret’s Gro. And Mkt & Bible Class”. He preaches out front in a bus that’s been converted into a church- complete with pulpit and pews—covered in metallic paint, tin foil and duct tape. We were lucky enough to find Reverend Dennis at home and he were treated to the story of his life. It turns out that his mother died in childbirth, leaving him alone by her side for 5 days. Someone found him and since his father’s people didn’t want him, they brought him to his grandmother (who was a midwife and cook for the “white folk”). She took him to several doctors who all said that the child would never live. But, she “knows the man”- and he is now pushing 88 years old. When he was still a baby, a tornado went through the town and he was swept out of his grandmother’s arms and they found him some 40 miles away swinging from a tree branch. At the age of 12, his grandmother died and he went to live with his father. After 9 months of regular beatings, he took off and hitched a ride on a train. When he got off the train, he heard them calling the “cotton-pickers” to come to work. So, since he was the “best cotton-picker and cotton cutter around”, he took the work. About that time, he met up with a white plantation owner surveying his pecan trees. He told his sorry tale to him and he asked, “What can you do, boy?”. Well, he told him about being the best cotton-picker, cotton cutter and farmer around- so the man let him have one of the empty rooms on his plantation in exchange for work. He said that everyone would taunt him, calling him “nigger, ape, monkey” and he would just smile and “Yassir, yassir”. Finally, the man said, “Why do you keep smiling and saying Yes Sir when they call you a nigger?”. Dennis replied, “ My grandma taught me manners and respect for the white folk”. So, eventually, when he would go into town with the white man and they’d ask him why he had that nigger with him, the white man would answer, “He’s no nigger, he’s the black sheep of the family”. About this time, John was getting a bit antsy. We cut his WWII experiences a bit short, got the rest of the story about his return from service in the Pacific, his 4 year contract to learn the trade of brick layer and his skills in wood working, bricklaying, etc. He took us into his church- filled from floor to ceiling with Mardi Gras beads, Christmas tree lights, religious signs and posters, stuffed animal on turntables, and 9 donation boxes. He proudly showed us the numerous write-ups about him- including one that he proudly read out loud: “One Man’s Ridiculous Dream: Reverend Dennis and Margaret’s Grocery”. With his red suspenders and painted stained shirt, the safety pin in the zipper of his jeans, cataracts in his eyes, a hearing aid in his ear and only a few bottom teeth left in his mouth, he was quite a charmer- or was he a con artist? Who knows – or cares--- another bit of eccentric America!
Natchez, Mississippi
It was just a short drive to Natchez from Vicksburg- down Highway 61. We were so glad to leave the Isle of Capri Campground. While the campground was great, our neighbors left a lot to be desired. One of them had an old city bus ‘converted’? to a motorhome. He had no outside hookups and left his generator running. It was truly hideous.

We pulled into a beautiful campsite in Vidalia, Louisiana- just across the river from Natchez. Our campsite looked out on the Mississippi River and was almost completely empty. We took in the visitors center movie (one of the nicest visitors center ever) and got a great lunch at “Biscuits and Blues”- a crawfish and mushroom beignet.

Wednesday, October 1, 2003

Red Bay, Alabama

The road from Huntsville to Vicksburg took us almost directly through Red Bay, Alabama- home of Tiffin Motorcoach. Not wanting to miss a motorhome tour, we stopped by and stayed at the night at the Allegro Campground ($10.00 for full-hookup if you’re not in for service). We were the only non-Tiffin coach in the lot and drew a bit of attention. The town was 3 stop light town with 3 restaurants and no bars- a dry county. The tour was a hoot. Our tour guide was a retired worker- hired to run the tours. He had very little knowledge of the production process, the coach specs or even the differences in the engines. John was filling him in on the difference between the ISC, ISL and ISM engines. He was the nicest guy, but completely useless in the information department. And, we used headsets through the tour and could hear him chomping his gum the entire time. We were touring when the plant shift ended at 2:30 and by 2:25 the entire plant was lined up in front of the time clock. The difference between the Midwest manufacturers and this Southern plant was spectacular- there was only one woman and not a minority in site. All of the workers looked like good ole boys. The manufacturing process was very loose- there didn’t appear to be much in the way of standards and procedures. The coaches were, however, very nice.